Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Can you believe there is love that is illegal
can you believe it’s not butter
the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore
i really dont think they meant bestiality
everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:
- 5 gallons of homework
- mouthful of lint
- 20 degrees of facial oil
- 7 pints of china
- handful of fergi
- 60 mph of dad
60 MPH OF DAD
Even on an escalator. [Video]
WHY THE HELL DIDNT I THINK OF THIS.
people who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being in a relationship
People who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being single.
People who literally cannot shut the fuck up.
i love this fucking quote so fucking much
1. Pour out how much you think you need.
my friend kimberley forgot how to spell laughing so she said yay attacks.