"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"
in 8th grade i came out as bisexual by posting a facebook status saying that i had 83 protons
hell yeah bismuth
i mean look at it
does that thing look heterosexual to you
i thought not
This is my new favourite story on the internet.
It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.
GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT
I want you to go man!
if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago
People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.
I WILL REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON MY DASH.
soon, friend. soon
He’s going to Disney world
This just seems like a really good idea.
I’d love to do this actually
I did this with my Girl Scout troop when I was in second grade, it was underneath the sharks and they are constantly moving so it was slightly scary but still amazing
It would be a shame if the glass broke
"can i come in?"
"i don’t know, can you?”
cursing quietly, the vampire backed away, foiled yet again by the english teacher’s pedantry
I think about this cover a lot
STX THO! 🌴☀️😊