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It tickles, mom 

actualfairyboy:

tardis-mind-palace:

w-for-wumbo:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

can you believe it’s not butter
butter

the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore

i really dont think they meant bestiality

briangefrich:

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

60 MPH OF DAD

yesawwwh:

unamusedsloth:

Even on an escalator. [Video]

WHY THE HELL DIDNT I THINK OF THIS.

disney-licious:

source

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snsd’s most viewed performances (insp.)

goldentot:

darmonee:

kingofwesteros:

people who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being in a relationship

image

People who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being single.

image

People who literally cannot shut the fuck up.

image

badgrampa:

me as a parent

tastefullyoffensive:

[cairosmith]

poetwithoutadream:

i love this fucking quote so fucking much

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

brooklyn-grace:

my friend kimberley forgot how to spell laughing so she said yay attacks.

yay

attacks

silent-emerald-siren:

Progress. Love the purple in her hair.

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